SLmag's top five ways to make the kids laugh this week

1. Finally, clean stand-up

John Moyer wrote, directed and starred in Mobsters and Mormons. He was also behind The Singles Ward and The R.M. for Halestorm. He's coming to the Draper Amphitheatre with Aaron Burrell (voted Best Clean Comedian), and tix are $5 in advance.

Family Comedy Night Draper Amphitheatre, 8 p.m. July 30 Click here for tix Click here for Slmag's interview with Moyer

2. Sailors take warning

Not long ago, I reviewed Robin Hood: Boys in the Hood at the Off-Broadway. It was one of the funniest shows I've seen this year, so lets hope the theatre does right again with H.M.S. Pinafore. The captain's daughter is in love with a poor sailer, but her father demands she marry the First Lord of the Admiralty. Hilarity ensues.

H.M.S Pinafore Off Broadway Theatre, premieres 7:30 p.m. July 30 Click here for tix

3. Bruce Willis as a raccoon for $1

Watch PG- and G-rated movies at all Cinemark theatres with the kids for $1 per head. Jordan Landing show Over the Hedge, which is hilarious, this Thursday and Friday. Shrek the Third next week. Click here for the full line-up.

Over the Hedge Cinemark at Jordan Landing, 7301 S. Jordan Landing Boulevard, West Jordan, 10 a.m. July 29 and 30 Click here for more info

4. Luau at the library

Salt Lake County Libraries host the Hawaiian Beach Party Magic Show every week this summer. On Wednesday, the party makes its way to the Holladay Library. Magician Anthony does magic with puppets that to crack the kids up.

The full magic show schedule:

Holladay Library, 11 a.m. July 28 West Jordan Library, 3 p.m. Aug. 14 West Valley Library, 2 p.m. Aug. 18 Hunter Library, 7 p.m. Aug. 24 Riverton Library, 7 p.m. Aug. 30

Click here for more info

5. Free Cookies!!!!

Just in case you missed Mary Malouf's blog on Rico Market giving out free cookies on Wednesday. Nothing's better than making the kids laugh when they have their mouths stuffed with cookies. Actually, don't do that. They'll choke... If you do, it's not our fault.

Free Frida Cookie Day Rico Market, 779 S. 500 East, 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. July 28 Click here for more info