I never want to spend Thanksgiving Day in the kitchen. If we're not camping, I like to go out to Antelope Island and hike around all morning. Especially in this election year, when we've all just slogged through the ugliest part of being a republic, going out to an uninhabited island where the buffalo still roam, reminds me why I still like this country.

Of course, that's an irresponsible attitude on the part of one who's supposed to be the main turkey-baster for the day. But I bet I'm not the only one.

I suggest you call the pros. Look at it as supporting small, local businesses–a practical way of giving thanks for the American way.

In the current issue of Salt Lake magazine, you can take a look at Pinon Cafe's (801-582-4539) to-go Thanksgiving menu, and get some recipes if you want to get a few pans dirty.

Or you can call Cuisine Unlimited and let Maxine take care of it: 801) 268-2332

The ultimate kitchen denial package: No cooking…AND leftovers.
Minimum 10 People @ $32.50 per person      
Under 10 People @ $38.50 pp              
Herb-Roasted Whole Turkey (14-16 lbs.) Only $100.00
Delivery in Salt Lake Valley $40.00                    
Delivery to Park City $55.00              
Pick Up or Delivery – 9:00 a.m. to Noon Thanksgiving Day or 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. day before.
Specify if would like food hot or cold. Heating instructions included. All order must be paid in advance. For your convenience, credit card payments accepted on line at cuisineunlimited.com at retail cost or by check upon placement of your order. All orders must be pre-paid. Orders must be placed by Tuesday, November 20.

Here's the menu:
Herb-Roasted Whole Turkey (14-16 lbs. with minimum 10-person order or      slightly higher for under 10) Certified organic turkeys available with early orders at additional cost
Fresh Cranberry-Orange Chutney & Garlic & Sage Pan Gravy

Choice of:
Traditional Herb Stuffing
Cornbread & Currant Stuffing
Focaccia & Apple-Walnut Stuffing
Choice of One:
Herb-Infused Mashed Potatoes with Garlic & Sage Pan Gravy
Three Cheese Scalloped Potatoes
Smashed Parsnips
 Maple-Glazed Sweet Potatoes with Cinnamon Pecan Streusel
Choice of:
Grilled Winter Vegetables
Ginger-Orange Carrots
Roasted Acorn Squash
Green Beans with Fresh Herbs & Parmesan Bread Crumbs
Choice of One:
Pressed Arugula, Baby Romaine & Dried Fig Salad
Topped with Maytag Blue Cheese, Oven Roasted Tomatoes & Fried Julienne Sweet Potatoes served with Roasted Pine Nuts & Herbed Vinaigrette
Mesclun Green with Peppered Pears, Crumbled Shepherd’s Chèvre, Dried Cranberries & Toasted Walnuts Finished with a Champagne Vinaigrette
Rustic Caesar Salad with Baby Romaine & Garlic Crostini
           Shaved Parmigiano-Reggiano & Caesar Dressing
 All salads are accompanied by: Ciabatta Rolls & Sesame Knot Rolls with Herb Butter

Choice of Two Desserts:
Chocolate Hazelnut Torte with Raspberry Coulis
Marqueza Torte with Raspberry Sauce
Pumpkin Pecan Roll
Colonial Pumpkin Pie with Nutmeg Chantilly Cream
Baked Pears en Croute with Crème Anglaise
Pecan Pie with Vanilla Scented Cream
Delicious additions:
Brown Sugar & Clove Spiral Ham    (additional $7.50 per person)
Apple Squash Bisque with Hazelnut Crème Fraîche  (additional $5.50 per person)
Ginger Pumpkin Soup (additional $5.50 per person)
Corn Chowder (additional $5.50 per person)